Men in the city

Is it just me…or do the rest of you ladies living in Chicago pull the ''oh he's cute, lemme check his left hand for a ring'' 
I know for a fact that when I see a very nice looking man while out walking/running errands..etc…I have done the ''left hand glance''. 

On another note, there is a guy who comes into the store, and he must either ride his bike or he comes from working out…either way, the first time he came into the store, he had on these EXTREMELY tight biking pants, and I am sorry that's like saying ''HELLO LOOK AT MY PACKAGE''…..I went to ask him if he needed help [before noticing his workout gear] and flat out couldn't believe my eyes…I seriously think it was the most obvious crotch look ever, and I was overly embarrassed

He's been in the store now multiple times shopping, still in his tight spandex pants….luckily he's gay and so the crotch check from a female wasn't anything big. HAHA…oy